Cookie has a way of getting me to think too much. Just the other day, he called me out of the blue and asked me what my purpose in life was. That’s Cookie. Complete randomness 24/7. It did get me thinking.
“My name is Eugene Essig, but people call me Scotch”.
Then a pungent smell from the living room invaded my nostrils. “Daddy! Oops!”
At least I knew what my purpose for today would be.