Story characters

Our stories revolve around the daily lives of our loving (fictional) family and friends. And now, without further ado, we hereby proudly present our story’s characters.

Main characters

Supporting characters

  • Barry Michaels – Obnoxious neighbor. Filthy rich. Talentless thrill seeker.
  • Janice ‘Jay-Jay’Jones – Office secretary. Bipolar powder keg. Love interest to Cookie (but not vice versa).
  • Nadia Essig – Wife to Eugene. Mother to Peter Essig. Bitch to all but Peter (and Cookie, for some reason).
  • Peter ‘Pewter’ Essig – Army buff. Dimwit. Son to Eugene and Nadia.