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Eugene Essig, the titular 'Scotch' from the stories @ ScotchandCookies.com. Lead writer for Far From Finished Game Studios, father of Peter Essig, slave - err - husband to Nadia Essig and childhood friend of John 'Cookie' Dutch.
Categories: Scotch Tales – Posted on December 2, 2020December 2, 2020

World Wide Wedgie

“You’re really starting to get the hang of this TikTok business, aren’t you?” Pewter – shit – ‘Peter’ was recording … Read this tale >World Wide Wedgie

Categories: Dear Diary Tales – Posted on August 15, 2020August 15, 2020

Dear Diary V – The Word Is Not Enough

A recent clash with pop culture compelled Scotch to once again embark on a literary crusade against the world dumbing down. … Read this tale >Dear Diary V – The Word Is Not Enough

Categories: Scotch Tales – Posted on August 11, 2020August 15, 2020

The Fourth Wall

Oh, hi reader. Don’t worry, I’m not going to make a habit of breaching the fourth wall to address you … Read this tale >The Fourth Wall

Categories: Scotch Tales – Posted on July 1, 2020August 15, 2020

Pantsu

A new Dragonmaster installment comes with a new dilemma. Will Scotch and Cookie find the ultimate solution? … Read this tale >Pantsu

Categories: Scotch Tales – Posted on May 5, 2020August 15, 2020

Weird, Wicked, Wonderful

A drop of sweat pearled on my forehead. Hiss.Swoosh. In perfect slow-mo, I saw the bottle cap flying through the … Read this tale >Weird, Wicked, Wonderful

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