Peter ‘Pewter’ Essig

Nobel Prize winner, Don Juan, People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive and famous actor… Peter Essig is none of these. In fact, he is very little at all. Born as the only son to Eugene and Nadia Essig, Peter, or, as he referred to himself in his childhood years, ‘Pewter’, is as dumb as the back end of an ox. As it turned out, he also gained the strength of one in his teenage years. This made him join the army, wanting to fulfill his ‘doodie’ with pride.

Also, these stories show Peter growing up from a 11-year old boy to a 19-year old hulk. He stopped getting older after his 19th birthday. Call it literary magic.