Our stories revolve around the daily lives of our loving (fictional) family and friends. And now, without further ado, we proudly present our story’s characters to you.
- John ‘Cookie’ Dutch – Best friend, cynic, CEO
- Eugene ‘Scotch’ Essig – Best friend, cynic, dad
- Nadia Essig – Wife, bitch, mother
- Peter ‘Pewter’ Essig – Army buff, dimwit, teenage son