Our story

Scotch & Cookies is a collection of (sometimes chronological and successive) satirical stories that revolve around the lives of childhood friends John ‘Cookie’ Dutch and Eugene ‘Scotch’ Essig, in which they struggle to stand upright in a society where everything and everyone seems to want to bring them down… and make them act normal. *shudder*.

These stories have been written on-and-off since january 2009, when we decided to document all kinds of crazy happenings around us and edit them just a tiny wee bit to make them funny and recognisable for a wider audience.