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		<title>A Night To Remember</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Oct 2011 19:06:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scotch</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[M M M M Monsterkill]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[“Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!” I screamed from the top of my lungs as i jumped up and cluttered the fresh air of my newly decorated office with an impressive array of profane vocabulary. Of course that wasn’t enough and my leather chair had to take a kick. With cold sweat still dripping from my forehead I quickly glanced [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The silly facts of life</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Jul 2011 19:55:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scotch</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[I wasn't breast-fed as a baby]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[your wife caught in another's bed]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Do you see it, too? Birds singing in front of your bedroom window every morning, a cool breeze accompanied by gentle warm rays of sun, the sound of children playing in the park, your … neighbor’s wife enjoying the rising temperature in the backyard with … not too many clothes on… … you get the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dear Diary IV (Carl)</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Feb 2011 21:39:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scotch</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Some coworkers make working interesting. The fourth entry from Scotch's personal diary is about such a coworker. Carl.]]></description>
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		<title>It&#8217;s christmas time&#8230;</title>
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		<comments>http://www.scotchandcookies.com/its-christmas-time/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 25 Dec 2010 13:12:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scotch</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Cookie's Tales]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[General Tales]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Video Tales]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[christmas songs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[heavy metal christmas]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Merry Christmas everybody!]]></description>
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		<title>All on a Sunday</title>
		<link>http://www.scotchandcookies.com/all-on-a-sunday/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Oct 2010 21:26:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scotch</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Scotch's Tales]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cookie]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cookies]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cynic story]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[goddamn coffee]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[scotch]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[shit]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Scotch is being dragged to a fantasy fair in Central Park by Pewter. Obviously, that could only go wrong. Need I say more?]]></description>
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		<title>Real Heroes&#8230; (final part)</title>
		<link>http://www.scotchandcookies.com/real-heroes-final-part/</link>
		<comments>http://www.scotchandcookies.com/real-heroes-final-part/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Sep 2010 19:30:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cookie</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Cookie's Tales]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[General Tales]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[PANTSU!!!!!!]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[John you twat! What kept you so long from posting. Quickly read the climatic ending of this story]]></description>
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		<title>Episode 1 screentest by Scotch</title>
		<link>http://www.scotchandcookies.com/episode-1-screentest-by-scotch/</link>
		<comments>http://www.scotchandcookies.com/episode-1-screentest-by-scotch/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 31 Jul 2010 20:26:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scotch</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[One of many screentests for you guys, to get a little preview of what we're like with an actual voice on camera.]]></description>
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		<title>Coffee</title>
		<link>http://www.scotchandcookies.com/coffee/</link>
		<comments>http://www.scotchandcookies.com/coffee/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Jul 2010 20:28:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scotch</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[General Tales]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[monday morning]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[scotch]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[How do you cope with Monday mornings? All cheerful and fresh? Better stay out of Scotch's way, then. He's got a problem with Monday mornings. And alarm clocks.]]></description>
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		<title>Dear Diary III (the meaning of life)</title>
		<link>http://www.scotchandcookies.com/dear-diary-iii-the-meaning-of-life/</link>
		<comments>http://www.scotchandcookies.com/dear-diary-iii-the-meaning-of-life/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Jun 2010 21:01:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Scotch</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Scotch can't sleep (again) and decides to add a third entry to his already renowned Diary. Yes, a guy can have a diary. Now can we please just get on with the story?]]></description>
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		<title>Real Heroes&#8230; (Part 2)</title>
		<link>http://www.scotchandcookies.com/real-heroes-part-2/</link>
		<comments>http://www.scotchandcookies.com/real-heroes-part-2/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 28 May 2010 21:29:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Cookie</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Dragonmaster Tales]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[What do you do when your world is falling to pieces? Find out what Cookie does.]]></description>
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