I’ve heard it way too often lately. ‘Eugene, you should start acting more serious. You’ve got a wife, a kid, no job and you still act like a child.’
True, I do act like a clown sometimes. Why? Because I goddamn refuse to blend in the masses. I goddamn refuse to reject my inner child. I goddamn refuse to do what other people tell me to.
Besides, whining keeps me young and you love me for it.